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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 03:17:51 PM »

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2007, 05:17:29 PM »

Contri ko po.

Bakit tinawag na building eh samantalang "built" na?
Kung bawal magdrive ng lasing eh bakit may parking lot ang mga bars?
Kung ang vegetarian eat vegetables eh ang humanitarian ba eat humans?
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2007, 01:13:00 AM »

 Grin oo nga
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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2007, 09:57:22 PM »

This one really happened:

Before graduation, we have this audience with the Dean of College of Engineering, it is a formal meeting between the graduating students and the dean, where we will give our feedbacks. We can personally ask questions and alternatively we are given clean sheets of papers to write down our queries.  This question stood out:

Why is the Engineering Nights held in the evening?    Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
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People will forget what you said, people will forget what you  did.  But they will never forget how you made them feel...
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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2007, 10:17:54 PM »

tanong ko po:

- pwede ba uminom ng coke or tea pag coffee break?
- bakit ang bacon pagprinito lumiliit?
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a good design cannot be forced, it should come-out naturally... so will you quit pressuring me!!!

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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2007, 10:21:23 PM »

One more was this:

Evaluate the integral of: e2ydy

Take note that 2ydy is an exponent  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2007, 01:28:34 AM »

> sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda?
pwede pero lucheon sya kasi lunch yun.. yan.. lunch kasi sya ginaganap..

> bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?
kasi pag tinusok mo yung meat dun ka sa medyo matigas na part mag start para matulis pa yung stick.. so uunahin mo yung balat na matigas na malapit sa taba..

> ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?
hindi na.. subukan mo yung lason ng daga.. pag nag expire na hindi na tumatalab..

> bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?
actually yang pineapple ay genetically spliced na fruit yan.. ang ginamit dyan ay ang genes ng apple at ng pine tree.. whola pineapple..

> One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
hindi .. 2 mooses.. hehehe..

> kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi beeth?
kasi yung booth 2 na kasi yun.. my mother and my father.. they are booth my parents..

> bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg?
pansinin mo.. pag namunga kasi yung eggplant eh magkatabi na dalawahan..

kung itanim natin yung egg magiging "eggplant"?
pag tumubo oo..

> bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa't isa?
namana natin yan nung bata pa tayo.. parati kasi tayong sinasabihan ng nanay natin nun.. close open.. close open.. kaya ayan..


> ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?
hindi kasi tulog sya eh di alang lamok..

> pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?
sus lunchbox nga eh.. hindi pwede no..

> bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?
actually madaming pera ang ginawa.. at halos lahat tayo me pera.. kahit barya barya lang eh meron tayo..

> bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?
ay secret yan..  Grin

> bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!
kasi after 24 hours eh nagsasara na sila..

> Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?
durog yan galing sa factory.. namuo lang siguro nung dinala ng trak sa tindahan..

> bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?
RLY?..

> If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
sa pinas? correct!

> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
yes i think so.. hehehe..  Grin

> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
actually yung glue na nakadikit sa bottle eh nag stick na yun kaso glue will not stick on glue kaya me nagagamit ka pa..

> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
kasi death my leathal injection.. hindi death by tetano or death by wound infection.

> why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?
kaya free gifts di ba kasi nga free..

> If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what will you do?
watch and learn the process of extinction.. hehehe..

> After you take a bath you're clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel.

Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn't it clean?
kasi after so long na naka sampay sya sa kwarto eh inaalikabok din.. kaya nilalabhan..


> Why is the boxing ring "square"?
dati bilog yan eh kaso nahirapan silang mag lagay ng tali na pabilog sa stage kaya ginawa na lang nilang square para me kanto na pwede talian nung ropes..

> If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
yes.

> what happens when you get scared half to death twice?
la naman kasi nung una kang na half to death eh naka recover ka na bago yung pangalawa..

> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

mas madali kasi mag check ng wet paint kesa sa mabilang ng stars.. hehehe..

> How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past?
RLY?..

> pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at snow white?
-- si Prince Charming?
pabling kasi yun..  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2010, 08:18:59 PM »

1. nikaon nka?
-busog pa q

2. naa imo mama, dai?
-nanu man?

3. unsa tym imo klac?
-unya pa...

4. asa mo gkan tol?
-nagstroll lng tol

5. gi unsa nmog himo na?
-sayon ra!

6. nanu wla ka ghapon?
-absent q

7. unsa na orasa?
-sayo pa!

8. asa ka gus2 mo kaon?
-ikaw...asa nmo gus2?

9. asa nka?
-padung na!
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